-
Notifications
You must be signed in to change notification settings - Fork 0
Commit
This commit does not belong to any branch on this repository, and may belong to a fork outside of the repository.
- Loading branch information
Showing
17 changed files
with
409 additions
and
108 deletions.
There are no files selected for viewing
This file contains bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters.
Learn more about bidirectional Unicode characters
This file contains bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters.
Learn more about bidirectional Unicode characters
This file contains bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters.
Learn more about bidirectional Unicode characters
This file contains bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters.
Learn more about bidirectional Unicode characters
This file contains bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters.
Learn more about bidirectional Unicode characters
This file contains bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters.
Learn more about bidirectional Unicode characters
This file contains bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters.
Learn more about bidirectional Unicode characters
This file contains bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters.
Learn more about bidirectional Unicode characters
This file contains bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters.
Learn more about bidirectional Unicode characters
This file contains bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters.
Learn more about bidirectional Unicode characters
This file contains bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters.
Learn more about bidirectional Unicode characters
This file contains bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters.
Learn more about bidirectional Unicode characters
Original file line number | Diff line number | Diff line change |
---|---|---|
@@ -0,0 +1,57 @@ | ||
国泰产险:师兄好,我们是国泰产险 | ||
国师:您好,我也很想去泰国产检 | ||
国泰产险:是国泰不是泰国 | ||
国师:所以是秦国还是泰国? | ||
国泰产险:算了,你高兴就好 | ||
|
||
linebreak: | ||
reflink://www.facebook.com/media/set/?vanity=TigerblueStory&set=a.983834672190261 | ||
linebreak: | ||
|
||
国泰产险:师兄有没有听过一句话,叫马路如虎口? | ||
太白:有,但我觉得不太像虎口啊 | ||
image://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/S7BG3QKTKCLrLY_JNn6PoZk0F8xIsSOHNsYkHpdWLCY28KBVGB0nTtgIqvWCFKsiRU3pXM7d22e4iwALBzaU7qvdiVIrud-1BLhmbX7lMerPrm9NWvQBjUK06LY | ||
国泰产险:我们不是付钱来听烂梗的 | ||
|
||
linebreak: | ||
|
||
国泰产险:这次想合作的是国泰车险 | ||
国泰产险:在我们的官网线上办理,五分钟便可完成投保 | ||
国泰产险:不用出门就能保完车险 | ||
娘娘:不出门干嘛保车险? | ||
娘娘:难道在家也会出车祸? | ||
国泰产险:以你的个性我很难保证 | ||
|
||
linebreak: | ||
|
||
银桑:我阿嫲有时候会用轮椅撞我 | ||
银桑:这个可以保吗? | ||
国泰产险:不行,你活该 | ||
银桑:不然我妈用遥控车叫我起床可以保吗? | ||
国泰产险:这有什么好保的? | ||
image://scontent.fkul2-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/240676598_983833348857060_8241157138212914974_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=0debeb&_nc_ohc=Z6i6SJFxOOAAX8NkG23&tn=hF45RJXRcFHR0mBb&_nc_ht=scontent.fkul2-2.fna&oh=c8c52078a8c5547a5dcd5184fbad4f28&oe=61551267 | ||
|
||
linebreak: | ||
|
||
国泰产险:除了强制险,我们也推荐第三人责任险 | ||
金主爸爸:这个我知道 | ||
国泰产险:你才不知道 | ||
金主爸爸:这是防小三用的 | ||
国泰产险:我就知道你不知道 | ||
金主爸爸:还不是我告诉你你才知道的 | ||
narrator:到底有什么好跩的? | ||
|
||
linebreak: | ||
|
||
小沫:滚,我心里已经有别人了 | ||
嘻嘻:是我吗? | ||
小沫:当然不是 | ||
嘻嘻:( •̀ ω •́ )y 我在你心里不是别人 | ||
小沫:你在我心里简直不是人 | ||
嘻嘻:( •̀ ω •́ )y 我在你心里 | ||
narrator:偷放闪一下,大家不要介意 | ||
|
||
linebreak: | ||
|
||
narrator:原文来自 www.facebook.com/media/set/?vanity=TigerblueStory&set=a.983834672190261 | ||
|
Oops, something went wrong.