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| date: 2024-02-07 23:04:18 | ||
| title: 'Road accident' | ||
| type: post | ||
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| So, I’m not a virgin now! My first car accident… | ||
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| I was driving home and it was snowing. The navigator suggested that there was an accident ahead in the right lane (there | ||
| were three lanes in total), and I was driving in the middle. Having almost reached the place with the accident, I became | ||
| curious about what happened there, turned my head to the right, and when I looked ahead, ~~what the fuck~~ I saw a red | ||
| traffic light ahead and two cars there in my lane and in the lane to the left. | ||
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| Hit the brakes… | ||
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| ABS crunched… | ||
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| I realized that I was fucked, but something clicked in my head and I turned left and drove between the cars… | ||
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| Silence… | ||
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| Hit… | ||
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| Stop. | ||
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| I turned on the emergency lights, took out my documents, put on my jacket and got out of the car. The drivers of both | ||
| cars came out and almost in unison said: | ||
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| > Well, you’re fucked… We have everything intact. Look at yours… | ||
| My car was also intact. They just touched the mirrors. In the end, we simply went in our own ways without any | ||
| complaints. | ||
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| This time I was lucky… | ||
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| P.S. Are there too many ellipses?.. |
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| date: 2024-02-07 23:04:18 | ||
| title: 'Авария' | ||
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| Вот я и не девственник! Первая авария на машине… | ||
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| Я ехал домой, шёл мокрый снег. Навигатор подсказал, что впереди в правой полосе авария (всего полос было три), а я ехал | ||
| в средней. Почти доехав до места с аварией, полюбопытствовал, что же там случилось, повернул голову вправо, а когда | ||
| посмотрел вперёд, ~~охуел~~ увидел впереди красный светофор и две машины на светофоре в моей полосе и в полосе левее. | ||
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| Вдарил по тормозам… | ||
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| Захрустела ABS… | ||
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| Я понял, что мне пизда, но в голове что-то щёлкнуло и я повернул левее и пошёл между машинами… | ||
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| Тишина… | ||
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| Удар… | ||
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| Остановка. | ||
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| Включил аварийку, достал документы, одел куртку и вышел из машины. Навстречу вышли водители обеих машин и почти хором | ||
| сказали: | ||
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| > Ну, ты пиздец… У нас всё целое. У себя посмотри… | ||
| У меня машина тоже оказалась целой. Просто зеркалами коснулись. В итоге мы просто разъехались без претензий. | ||
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| На этот раз повезло… | ||
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| P. S. Не дохуя ли многоточий?.. |
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