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<!-- Patch to upgrade CAH to from 1.0 to v1.2 -->
<cards>
	<cardset name="CAH">
		<!-- New White Cards -->
		<whitecard>A Bop It™.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Actually taking candy from a baby.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>A death ray.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>A defective condom.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>A gentle caress of the inner thigh.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>A homoerotic volleyball montage.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>A mopey zoo lion.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Boogers.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Breaking out into song and dance.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Charisma.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Chutzpah.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Crystal meth.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Customer service representatives.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Embryonic stem cells.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Erectile dysfunction.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Euphoria™ by Calvin Klein.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Exactly what you’d expect.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Flying sex snakes.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Hot cheese.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Jibber-jabber.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Lady Gaga.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>MechaHitler.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Morgan Freeman’s voice.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>My inner demons.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>My Vagina.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Natural male enhancement.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Nicolas Cage.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Poor life choices.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Shapeshifters.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Soup that is too hot.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Switching to Geico®.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Teenage Pregnancy.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>The Care Bear Stare.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>The chronic.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>The Donald Trump Seal of Approval.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>The Little Engine That Could.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>The true meaning of Christmas.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>The Übermensch.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Unfathomable stupidity.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Vigilante justice.</whitecard>

		<!--Changed White Cards-->
		<!--Insignificant changes -->
		<whitecard>The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>“Tweeting”.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>Steven Hawking talking dirty.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>A time travel paradox.</whitecard>
		<whitecard>GoGurt®.</whitecard>

		<!--New Black Cards-->
		<blackcard>Dear Abby, I’m having some trouble with <blank/> and would like your advice.</blackcard>
		<blackcard>In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for <blank/>.</blackcard>
		<blackcard font-size="13pt">Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to <blank/>.</blackcard>
		<blackcard>Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s <blank/>.</blackcard>
		<blackcard>Next on ESPN2, the World Series of <blank/>.</blackcard>
		<blackcard>Step 1: <blank/>.<br/> Step 2: <blank/>.<br/> Step 3: Profit.</blackcard>

		<!-- Changed Black Cards-->
		<!--<blackcard>Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin&#8217;s favorite dish is <blank/> stuffed with <blank/>.</blackcard>, original misprinted didn't include pick="2", I "fixed" this for the same reason I go rid of the duplicate flying sex snakes-->
		<blackcard font-size="13pt">After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought <blank/> to the people of Haiti.</blackcard> <!--not considered a minor change from New Orleans to Haiti-->

		<blackcard>What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?</blackcard>
	</cardset>
</cards>