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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<!-- Some of these taken from:
http://boardgamegeek.com/thread/738904/diy-card-ideas
others from:
http://www.reddit.com/r/boardgames/comments/nqi6f/your<blank/>cards<blank/>against<blank/>humanity<blank/>blank<blank/>card<blank/>suggestions/
(and still others from myself/my friends at the ACM)
-->
<cards>
<cardset name="CAS">
<whitecard>My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Falcon Punch!</whitecard>
<whitecard>HADOUKEN!</whitecard>
<whitecard>The Donner Party.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Lamb Chop Sing-Along.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Constipation.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Indians.</whitecard>
<whitecard>The Race Card.</whitecard>
<whitecard>The Murder Room.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Santorum.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Goatse.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Zombies.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Ron Paul.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Schadenfeude.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Sharks With Fricken Lazer-Beams Strapped To Their Foreheads.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Pikachu.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Creepers.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Dora the Explorer.</whitecard>
<whitecard>St. Nicholas.</whitecard>
<whitecard>YERMOM.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Damn Dirty Hippies.</whitecard>
<whitecard>The Men Who Stare At Goats.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Kurt Cobain.</whitecard>
<whitecard>OJ Simpson.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Amy Winehouse.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Pirates.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Plastic Surgery.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Bambi’s Mom.</whitecard>
<whitecard>New World Order.</whitecard>
<!--<whitecard>Justice Elena Kagan.</whitecard> — not enough people know who she is for it to be funny-->
<whitecard>Afrocentric midgets.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Tapeworms.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Donkey punches.</whitecard>
<whitecard>MILFs.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Gingers.</whitecard>
<whitecard>A Fleshlight.</whitecard>
<whitecard>A Robe & Wizard Hat.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Susan Boyle.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Sand people.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Overweight ninjas.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Squirters.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Prolapsed anus.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Happy endings.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Casey Anthony.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Crazy cankles.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Band geeks.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Hugging your grandma while you have an erection.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Cutting his dick off.</whitecard>
<whitecard>That guy who is pretty much a dick but you’re still friends with him anyway.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Down Syndrome.</whitecard>
<whitecard>A really ugly baby.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Fat American children.</whitecard>
<whitecard>A cripple fight.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Homoerotic frat boys.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Just the tip.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Gay midget donkey porn.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Anal warts.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Yellow snow.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Girl scouts on steroids.</whitecard>
<whitecard>A racist uncle.</whitecard>
<whitecard>New England Clam Chowder.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Duck tales. (WOO-HOO)</whitecard>
<whitecard>A fat ass in spandex.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Not using enough lube.</whitecard>
<whitecard>That crazy bitch you work with.</whitecard>
<whitecard>“Mommy it burns when I pee.”</whitecard>
<whitecard>That stuff between your toes.</whitecard>
<whitecard>A dead hooker.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Cookies and kittens.</whitecard>
<whitecard>The second time I got crabs.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Drunk texting.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Richard simmons in a pink sparkly tanktop.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Boobs that sag down to her knees.</whitecard>
<whitecard>America. (FUCK YA!)</whitecard>
<whitecard>A wet willy.</whitecard>
<whitecard>A Maury Povitch paternity test.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Gold Diggers.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Realizing too late that there is no toilet paper left.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Because FU, that’s why.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Going to black friday sales at 4am.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Breath so bad that your butt is mad at your mouth.</whitecard>
<whitecard>A bitchy email from your boss.</whitecard>
<whitecard>A bushy mustache.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Going gay for Ryan Gossling.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Teh Interwebz.</whitecard>
<whitecard>A Raccoon Sex Dungeon.</whitecard>
<whitecard>Bees‽</whitecard>
<whitecard>Hilary Clinton</whitecard>
<whitecard>Ann Coulter</whitecard>
<whitecard>Lindsay Lohan</whitecard>
<whitecard>Sarah Jessica Parker</whitecard>
<whitecard>Lizzie Borden</whitecard>
<whitecard>Cindarella</whitecard>
<whitecard>She-Ra</whitecard>
<whitecard>Xena: Warrior Princess</whitecard>
<whitecard>GI Jane</whitecard>
<!--<whitecard>Ally McBeal</whitecard>-->
<whitecard>Ellen DeGeneres</whitecard>
<whitecard>Barbie™</whitecard>
<whitecard>Zoey Deschanele</whitecard>
<whitecard>Hannah Montana</whitecard>
<whitecard>Captain Planet</whitecard>
<whitecard>Madonna</whitecard>
<whitecard>Fat Man & Little Boy</whitecard>
<whitecard>The Enola Gay</whitecard>
<whitecard>Nagasaki</whitecard>
<whitecard>Hiroshima</whitecard>
<whitecard>Ascii Art Porn</whitecard>
<blackcard>What is my favorite application for Rule 34?</blackcard>
<blackcard><blank/> & <blank/>, still a better love story than Twilight.</blackcard>
<blackcard>The Good, the Bad, and the <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard><blank/>, there’s a subreddit for that.</blackcard>
<blackcard>In the new summer blockbuster, <blank/> must stop <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard>What will the next South Park episode be about?</blackcard>
<blackcard><blank/>, gotta catch ‘em all.</blackcard>
<blackcard>Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard><blank/>. Challenge Accepted.</blackcard>
<blackcard><blank/>, My Precious.</blackcard>
<blackcard>I can haz <blank/>?</blackcard>
<blackcard>When I broke up with <blank/>, I left <blank/>, in their <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard>Cthulu demands you sacrifice <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard>Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Missing <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard font-size="13pt">Scientists have reverse engineered alien technology that unlocks the secrets of <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard font-size="13pt">It is often argued that our ancestors would have never evolved without the aid of <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard>The sad truth is, at the edge of the universe, there is nothing but <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard><blank/> a day, keeps <blank/> away.</blackcard>
<blackcard>There is a time for peace, a time for war, and a time for <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard>If a pot of gold is on one end of the rainbow, what is on the other?</blackcard>
<blackcard>A fortune teller told me I will live a life filled with <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard>The Himalayas are filled with many perils, such as <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard>The road to success is paved with <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard><blank/> in the morning, sailors take warning.</blackcard>
<blackcard font-size="12pt">Virgil then guided Dante to the 10th circle of hell, where sinners were condemned to an eternity of <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard>I work out so that I can look good when I’m <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard>What’s the time? <blank/> time!</blackcard>
<blackcard>“Watson!” Holmes exclaimed, “This man was obviously killed by <blank/>!”</blackcard>
<blackcard>The theme for our senior prom will be <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard>Genius is 10% inspiration and 90% <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard>I will not eat them Sam-I-Am. I will not eat <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard>Go-go Gadget <blank/>!</blackcard>
<blackcard>The best xmas present my grandma ever gave me was <blank/>.</blackcard>
<blackcard><blank/> / <blank/>, this years hottest slash fiction. </blackcard>
<blackcard><blank/> ♥ <blank/> a love story.</blackcard>
</cardset>
</cards>