If you're in this deep and haven't understood that this is satire and a joke, please read again. In general, I don't really need help because nobody will actually use this. However, if you are feeling really quirky today you can add some additional trolls or fix existing ones because they're actually not that well programmed. Be aware though: Many terrible grammar, code style and consistency choices were made on purpose. I will not accept your PR if you report those. If you're wondering, what the motivation for this project is/was, read this