ApplyingToCollege-1548285821-aj5yxs.json

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  "sid": "aj5yxs",
  "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/",
  "title:": "Accepted to Monsters University!",
  "text": "It\u2019s been my dream school my entire life and I\u2019m so glad I got in! My friend Sulley was also admitted but he had to do a gap year. \n\nMy stats for those who were wondering:\n\nSAT: 1600\nUW GPA: 4.0\nAPs: AP Scaring (4), AP Hiding (5), AP Screaming (3, not sending)\n\nECs: nothing special \nHooks: I only have one eye and I talked about how that affected me in my life and how I grew because of it. (7/10)\n\nHopefully you guys get in! Go monsters !\n",
  "author": "TrueEqualFalse",
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  "updated": 1634076559,
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    "eesz78k": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eesz78k/",
      "text": "[deleted]",
      "author": null,
      "created": 1548286944,
      "upvotes": 360,
      "replies": {
        "eet1yby": {
          "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet1yby/",
          "text": "Really man now we\u2019re borderline witch hunting smh",
          "author": "KingKrmit",
          "created": 1548289055,
          "upvotes": 138,
          "replies": {}
        },
        "ef1hzas": {
          "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/ef1hzas/",
          "text": "Is this figurative snake or literal cause Randall\u2019s obviously a parakeet ",
          "author": "DarkRadiation553",
          "created": 1548535378,
          "upvotes": 3,
          "replies": {}
        }
      }
    },
    "eesyrdy": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eesyrdy/",
      "text": "The fact that you got in with only a 4 in scare gives the rest of us hope (applied RD)",
      "author": "Oasis415",
      "created": 1548286612,
      "upvotes": 485,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eet0cmd": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet0cmd/",
      "text": "bruh you be missing out on fear tech tho",
      "author": "ChillBro321",
      "created": 1548287815,
      "upvotes": 180,
      "replies": {
        "eetjk44": {
          "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetjk44/",
          "text": "Fear tech is far too general in high school to be used in any real world job. Besides, he's majoring in international fears, it's not like he's going to get a technical job with that degree in this scream market.",
          "author": "Kriotus",
          "created": 1548302617,
          "upvotes": 59,
          "replies": {
            "eetjuu7": {
              "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetjuu7/",
              "text": "Who cares bro frats and the scare games are where it's at \ud83d\ude4f",
              "author": "ChillBro321",
              "created": 1548302876,
              "upvotes": 27,
              "replies": {}
            }
          }
        }
      }
    },
    "eet2lyz": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet2lyz/",
      "text": "You only got in because you\u2019re green \ud83d\ude21 ",
      "author": "Houut78",
      "created": 1548289560,
      "upvotes": 139,
      "replies": {
        "eetc4ni": {
          "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetc4ni/",
          "text": "Someone else is also green\n\n...\n\nWith ENVY\n\nI\u2019ll see myself out",
          "author": "sunshine5403",
          "created": 1548296743,
          "upvotes": 56,
          "replies": {}
        },
        "eetclnp": {
          "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetclnp/",
          "text": "smh URMs taking *my* hard earned spot! \ud83d\ude24\ud83d\ude24",
          "author": "Vorpalooti",
          "created": 1548297111,
          "upvotes": 20,
          "replies": {}
        },
        "eetvigp": {
          "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetvigp/",
          "text": "Hey, don't be like that. I know his dad, we get coffee every once in awhile, and let's just say he dropped a few stacks on MU. Oh, and his wife went there for undergrad.",
          "author": "ShivVGC",
          "created": 1548315081,
          "upvotes": 9,
          "replies": {}
        }
      }
    },
    "eet08cd": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet08cd/",
      "text": "You got a 1600 and couldn't even get a 4 in AP screaming... I wouldn't pay for you tuition if I was your parent.",
      "author": "ShivVGC",
      "created": 1548287725,
      "upvotes": 203,
      "replies": {
        "eet34m6": {
          "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet34m6/",
          "text": "Disgrace to the family smh",
          "author": "Thatshaboii",
          "created": 1548289968,
          "upvotes": 56,
          "replies": {}
        },
        "eetv03d": {
          "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetv03d/",
          "text": "I am lost here",
          "author": "Festak",
          "created": 1548314400,
          "upvotes": -1,
          "replies": {
            "eetv56c": {
              "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetv56c/",
              "text": "OP is smart enough to get a perfect score on the SAT and yet scores a 3 on AP screaming. ",
              "author": "ShivVGC",
              "created": 1548314593,
              "upvotes": 16,
              "replies": {
                "eetvpth": {
                  "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetvpth/",
                  "text": "I am JJC\ud83d\ude02, i don't understand the terms used, monster, scaring, screaming.. Like wtf does it mean..\ud83d\ude25",
                  "author": "Festak",
                  "created": 1548315337,
                  "upvotes": 3,
                  "replies": {
                    "eetwsv2": {
                      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetwsv2/",
                      "text": "Its a shitpost about the movie Monsters University, a sequel to Monsters Inc",
                      "author": null,
                      "created": 1548316731,
                      "upvotes": 18,
                      "replies": {
                        "eetwzit": {
                          "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetwzit/",
                          "text": "Yep\\^",
                          "author": "ShivVGC",
                          "created": 1548316983,
                          "upvotes": 4,
                          "replies": {}
                        }
                      }
                    }
                  }
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    "eet336y": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet336y/",
      "text": "[deleted]",
      "author": null,
      "created": 1548289937,
      "upvotes": 42,
      "replies": {
        "eet7ho3": {
          "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet7ho3/",
          "text": "It definitely will. A 3 in screaming is usually the nail in the coffin.",
          "author": "aklee20",
          "created": 1548293241,
          "upvotes": 19,
          "replies": {}
        }
      }
    },
    "eet0vot": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet0vot/",
      "text": "I hear the Greek life there is pretty active",
      "author": "hennemij",
      "created": 1548288221,
      "upvotes": 73,
      "replies": {
        "eetultj": {
          "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetultj/",
          "text": "Rush oozma kappa",
          "author": "sped1400",
          "created": 1548313854,
          "upvotes": 18,
          "replies": {}
        }
      }
    },
    "eet0qrd": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet0qrd/",
      "text": "Maybe I\u2019m the monSTERRRRRRRR... Gabbie Hanna would be accepted too lmao ",
      "author": "redditign",
      "created": 1548288117,
      "upvotes": 34,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eet8chx": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet8chx/",
      "text": "Current student majoring in scaring (of course) at MU here. You should know some things since not everything is exactly like it was in the Monsters University documentary starring Mike Wazowski and James P. Sullivan. Greek life is still a HUGE thing here. Oozma Kappa has a way better reputation than it did back then. They\u2019re not super scary but the people there are chill so it\u2019s great for non scarers. Roar Omega Roar is slowly dying down. Everyone saw the truth about it in the documentary so not many people have wanted to join since then. Other than that, everything\u2019s still pretty much the same. The Scare Games are almost identical every year, but I can\u2019t share what the other events have been! Come join our school! The deadline isn\u2019t for another couple weeks!\n\n^^^Please ^^^upvote ^^^this ^^^I ^^^actually ^^^put ^^^time ^^^and ^^^effort ^^^into ^^^this ^^^and ^^^did ^^^research",
      "author": "carlyc999",
      "created": 1548293888,
      "upvotes": 58,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eesym24": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eesym24/",
      "text": "Love this",
      "author": "mattsovik",
      "created": 1548286496,
      "upvotes": 13,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eet5stg": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet5stg/",
      "text": "The only shitpost on this godforsaken sub that I enjoyed reading",
      "author": "Laylabees",
      "created": 1548291996,
      "upvotes": 13,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eeszxjk": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eeszxjk/",
      "text": "i was so confused when i initially read this lmaoo",
      "author": "alwonn",
      "created": 1548287500,
      "upvotes": 14,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eet0iy6": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet0iy6/",
      "text": "Hope you win the Scare Games!\n\n​",
      "author": "sushi_karma",
      "created": 1548287950,
      "upvotes": 13,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eet0niv": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet0niv/",
      "text": "I think we can all agree that high school made us monsters",
      "author": "redditign",
      "created": 1548288046,
      "upvotes": 13,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eet10xi": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet10xi/",
      "text": "Oh look it\u2019s the Alma Mater of all my teachers this year! ",
      "author": "redditign",
      "created": 1548288335,
      "upvotes": 13,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eet0tao": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet0tao/",
      "text": "Dude did Randall write you a sick letter? I interned at the CDA and still couldn\u2019t get in :(",
      "author": "yoilee",
      "created": 1548288170,
      "upvotes": 11,
      "replies": {
        "eet6gp2": {
          "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet6gp2/",
          "text": "Why would you want Randall to write it lmao he\u2019s such a dick",
          "author": "carlyc999",
          "created": 1548292491,
          "upvotes": 10,
          "replies": {}
        }
      }
    },
    "eet6gzk": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet6gzk/",
      "text": "Congrats! Although Scare Tech is the best school by far.",
      "author": "JustAHorseWithNoName",
      "created": 1548292497,
      "upvotes": 7,
      "replies": {
        "eetcc5q": {
          "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetcc5q/",
          "text": "Lies! Its Monsters Institute of Technology! just look as [scriche.com](https://scriche.com) rankings",
          "author": "NovelApprentice",
          "created": 1548296908,
          "upvotes": 6,
          "replies": {}
        }
      }
    },
    "eetbp5k": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetbp5k/",
      "text": "Lol weak, you got a 3 in AP screaming, I crammed all that content a night before the test and pulled a 4. ",
      "author": null,
      "created": 1548296406,
      "upvotes": 5,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eetkioe": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetkioe/",
      "text": "My hook is an actual hook because I have it instead of my right arm BOW DOWN BISHES\n\n​\n\nI'm def getting in RD. ",
      "author": "frickfrackingdodos",
      "created": 1548303448,
      "upvotes": 6,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eet5gpv": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet5gpv/",
      "text": "Fake bro. You don\u2019t meet Sully until the first day of college. Unless you\u2019re another one eyed monster I don\u2019t know.",
      "author": null,
      "created": 1548291743,
      "upvotes": 5,
      "replies": {
        "eet8doj": {
          "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet8doj/",
          "text": "Sulley\u2019s out of college lmao",
          "author": "carlyc999",
          "created": 1548293913,
          "upvotes": -2,
          "replies": {}
        }
      }
    },
    "eet2e33": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet2e33/",
      "text": "Bro, rush Oozma Kappa! ",
      "author": "sharks-are-cool",
      "created": 1548289390,
      "upvotes": 5,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eet2xj6": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet2xj6/",
      "text": "You joining a frat?",
      "author": "cubbieboy",
      "created": 1548289812,
      "upvotes": 3,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eet9asr": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet9asr/",
      "text": "I got deferred even with a rec letter from mike wazowski:(",
      "author": null,
      "created": 1548294605,
      "upvotes": 3,
      "replies": {
        "eetcijo": {
          "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetcijo/",
          "text": "I got mine from an abominable snowman in the Himalayas. We had snowcones all the time",
          "author": "NovelApprentice",
          "created": 1548297044,
          "upvotes": 3,
          "replies": {}
        }
      }
    },
    "eetabo7": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetabo7/",
      "text": "Only a 4 in AP Scaring? Not Roar Omega Roar material.",
      "author": "baeology",
      "created": 1548295356,
      "upvotes": 3,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eetbaa2": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetbaa2/",
      "text": "Congrats, Mike!",
      "author": "art3misadmissions",
      "created": 1548296087,
      "upvotes": 3,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eetcoeb": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetcoeb/",
      "text": "Were you planning on rushing? We might be in the same frat ",
      "author": "foryforester",
      "created": 1548297171,
      "upvotes": 3,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eetg4r5": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetg4r5/",
      "text": "jOiN oOzMa KaPpA",
      "author": null,
      "created": 1548299835,
      "upvotes": 3,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eet1mhq": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet1mhq/",
      "text": "Did you end up getting financial AIDS? I\u2019m not sure if I\u2019d qualify, but apparently it helps a lot",
      "author": "Jaloss",
      "created": 1548288798,
      "upvotes": 3,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eet6amp": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet6amp/",
      "text": "Lucky. I just submitted my application for Hamburger University. Fingers crossed!",
      "author": null,
      "created": 1548292364,
      "upvotes": 2,
      "replies": {
        "eetam3u": {
          "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetam3u/",
          "text": "That sucks. Shoulda applied to Hamberders University.",
          "author": "IndependentFlow9",
          "created": 1548295578,
          "upvotes": 3,
          "replies": {
            "eetdiy4": {
              "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetdiy4/",
              "text": "I was thinking about applying to HamberderU but they didn\u2019t have my exact major (Great American Food Studies) so I decided to have it as my safety.",
              "author": null,
              "created": 1548297826,
              "upvotes": 2,
              "replies": {}
            }
          }
        }
      }
    },
    "eet6e3j": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet6e3j/",
      "text": "I love this so much\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02",
      "author": "hellothere42890",
      "created": 1548292437,
      "upvotes": 2,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eetknik": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetknik/",
      "text": "Btw guys today is 1_23_19....2319!!!",
      "author": "SuicideWind",
      "created": 1548303566,
      "upvotes": 2,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eetqid3": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetqid3/",
      "text": "i was deadass about to google the university",
      "author": null,
      "created": 1548308998,
      "upvotes": 2,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eet79f9": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eet79f9/",
      "text": "I'm so glad I'm studying at Monster High. I think I'm a strong applicant!",
      "author": "despacito4206669",
      "created": 1548293071,
      "upvotes": 2,
      "replies": {
        "eetc0s7": {
          "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetc0s7/",
          "text": "I almost read that as monster high and I\u2019m like hold up what",
          "author": "kitty1cat23",
          "created": 1548296660,
          "upvotes": 3,
          "replies": {
            "eetcc5j": {
              "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetcc5j/",
              "text": "Wait it's supposed to be monster high oops",
              "author": "despacito4206669",
              "created": 1548296908,
              "upvotes": 1,
              "replies": {}
            }
          }
        }
      }
    },
    "eetoeia": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetoeia/",
      "text": "My uncle is a spider-type monster, and right now he's going at it. He's a high-ranking member of the Monsters Inc. board as a proud alumna of the Monsters Uni.",
      "author": "stalking247",
      "created": 1548306957,
      "upvotes": 1,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eetpeie": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetpeie/",
      "text": "caitlin if you\u2019re in here please unblock me on Instagram this is childish",
      "author": "PiickleRickk",
      "created": 1548307905,
      "upvotes": 1,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eetpqht": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetpqht/",
      "text": "Certainly a higher barrier to entry than your average Police Academy.",
      "author": null,
      "created": 1548308224,
      "upvotes": 1,
      "replies": {}
    },
    "eetptz5": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetptz5/",
      "text": "I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:\n\n- [/r/u_anhtue-cao] [Accepted to Monsters University!](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_anhtue-cao/comments/aj99m2/accepted_to_monsters_university/)\n\n *^(If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads.) ^\\([Info](/r/TotesMessenger) ^/ ^[Contact](/message/compose?to=/r/TotesMessenger))*",
      "author": "TotesMessenger",
      "created": 1548308318,
      "upvotes": 1,
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    "eetw6fl": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetw6fl/",
      "text": "Is Art gonna be your roommate? ",
      "author": "Tagirix",
      "created": 1548315909,
      "upvotes": 1,
      "replies": {}
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    "eev9kou": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eev9kou/",
      "text": "I cant wait til im old enough to go! ",
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      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eevi547/",
      "text": "way to go man!! be careful though, campus safety is rated pretty low (i heard they had a 2319 last semester)",
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      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eewrple/",
      "text": "This made me smile. Haha thanks! ",
      "author": "timelady314",
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    "eg94je1": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eg94je1/",
      "text": "This is so cute",
      "author": "WiseConflict",
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    "eetj63e": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetj63e/",
      "text": "These are the moments I signed up for ",
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    "eethhn4": {
      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eethhn4/",
      "text": "Listen man DM me if you want the deets on student life. I actually left school with my buddy Mike but I still remember stuff",
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      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eeu1pb0/",
      "text": "I applied to Monsters Inc, hopefully they'll accept me",
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      "link": "/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/aj5yxs/accepted_to_monsters_university/eetcqtg/",
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          "text": "Me @ all of these kinds of posts",
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