constants.py

ANNUAL = 31556952  # seconds in a year, used for scheduling annual events

SPICY_SOUNDS = [
    "sounds/arnold/bullsh_dont.wav",
    "sounds/arnold/fist.wav",
    "sounds/arnold/no_sh.wav",
    "sounds/arnold/sob.wav",
    "sounds/arnold/t1_fu.wav",
    "sounds/arnold/ugly.wav",
    "sounds/bender/Bodies are for hookers.mp3",
    "sounds/bender/Compare your lives to mine.mp3",
    "sounds/bender/Dont make me kick your neck.mp3",
    "sounds/bender/Im gonna go kill my self.mp3",
    "sounds/bender/Lets go get drunk.mp3",
    "sounds/bender/That dirty bastard.mp3",
    "sounds/bender/Wanna kill all humans.mp3",
]

ASCII_SNOW = r"""
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    '  ///\\\  '                           _/\/\_
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      ./    \.             ._    _.       '      '
      ''    ''             (_)  (_)                  <> \  / <>
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           .:.          _.=._\\//_.=._                  \\//
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           ':'        . ~~\  /~~ .       _//\\_
jgs                   _\_._\/_._/_      \_\  /_/
                       / ' /\ ' \                   \o/
       o              ' __/  \__ '              _o/.:|:.\o_
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    :->@<-:                 :                   _ '/:|:\' _
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                            :
                            '
"""