diff --git a/cows/sodomized.cow b/cows/sodomized.cow
deleted file mode 100644
index 7491c27..0000000
--- a/cows/sodomized.cow
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,12 +0,0 @@
-##
-## A cow performing an unnatural act, artist unknown.
-##
-$the_cow = <<EOC;
-      $thoughts                _
-       $thoughts              (_)
-        $thoughts   ^__^       / \\
-         $thoughts  ($eyes)\\_____/_\\ \\
-            (__)\\       ) /
-             $tongue ||----w ((
-                ||     ||>> 
-EOC
diff --git a/cows/telebears.cow b/cows/telebears.cow
deleted file mode 100644
index fd20d67..0000000
--- a/cows/telebears.cow
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,12 +0,0 @@
-##
-## A cow performing an unnatural act, artist unknown.
-##
-$the_cow = <<EOC;
-      $thoughts                _
-       $thoughts              (_)   <-- TeleBEARS
-        $thoughts   ^__^       / \\
-         $thoughts  ($eyes)\\_____/_\\ \\
-            (__)\\  you  ) /
-             $tongue ||----w ((
-                ||     ||>> 
-EOC